Michael Ondaatje (via kushandwizdom)
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad
Is no one going to mention the fact that one is completely made of dildos
ITS THE BANANA POPSICLE THING
mom: what you wanna eat?
not my gift credits to owner
jesus christ himself literally created this show